Tue, 3 Nov '09

ABC's “V” Premiere: Better than Cousin Balki?

Here’s to hoping tonight's new alien invaders are more palatable than their wretched TV predecessors

Tonight, ABC’s V finally beams down to prime time. Will it help us forget these failed experiments in alien-human relations? (Don't let nostalgia cloud your judgement!)

Meego 1997
It starred Bronson Pinchot as an alien nanny. It had the kid from Jerry Maguire in it and a Steve Urkel guest spot. How was this show ever canceled? Watch

Mork & Mindy 1978-1982
Robin Williams space-migrates to Earth and hones the sputtering, psychobabble routine he still passes off as comedy. Watch

ALF 1986-1990
Half-pint, toucan-faced, space furball crash-lands in family’s garage, sets up shop for bad gags about how different life is on Earth. Hey, cats aren’t food! Ha ha. Watch

Third Rock from the Sun 1996-2001
Instead of mauling your dignity with one bumbling ET, this intergalactic turd was a four-pronged attack on good taste. Watch

Out of this World 1987-1991
Woman sexes alien in the ’70s and gives birth to daughter Evie. Fast-forward to puberty and Evie starts developing…super powers. Bonus: Burt Reynolds was the voice of Dad! Watch