The Life Aquatic

BioShock 2 is at the door, and it brought some toys!

With today’s hotly anticipated release of the sopping wet action epic BioShock 2 on the 360, it’s safe to assume that your next 36 to 72 hours will be spent on a white-knuckled tour of duty 20,000 leagues under the sea in the world of Rapture. It’s also safe to assume that when you do eventually surface for some air, you’ll be so ripe from lack of showering that no one will want to hang out with you. Time for some new friends!

Luckily, there’s NECA’s new line of BioShock 2-inspired plastic playmates to keep you company. Available now, the roster includes the 7-inch Subject Delta (pictured left), which rocks an interchangeable drill arm. There’s also a 7-inch Big Sister replica sold on its own or packaged with a Little Sister figurine. NECA’s even gotten down on some in-game props, including an EVE hypo syringe and Little Sister’s fugly Big Daddy Bouncer Plush Doll (pictured above right).

And just think—when your own noxious fumes do finally convince you it’s wash time, you’ve got the coolest bath toys a BioShock fan could ever ask for.

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