Iron Toys

While you're in an Iron mood, you might want to know about these upcoming toy releases

Hey, did you hear there’s some movie about Iron Man that just came out?

Whatever, it doesn't even matter.

Time to move on to the next batch of Iron Man figures coming out this summer. Currently available for pre-order, the Hasbro releases include a batch of comic characters too awesome for Hollywood to handle. Who needs War Machine, when you can get your mitts on Titanium Man, the USSR’s answer to Iron Man? Why bother with Whiplash when you could have the Guardsman, Tony Stark’s former head of research, who slipped into a mechanized suit that unfortunately malfunctioned and filled him with rage and jealousy? And how can you even be bothered to care about Robert Downey Jr’s whispy armor, when there’s Hulkbuster armor to be had, which is squat and powerful enough to take on the Incredible Hulk?

Hope you had fun spending millions on your CGI effects, Jon Favreau. We’re gonna go play with toys now.

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