GEEK OUT YOUR PAD!
Because a true geek knows that Ikea is for dorks
Springtime for us geeks usually means it’s time to break out the T-shirt collection, start popping the allergy meds and, of course, take care of some long-neglected spring cleaning. (Hey, all those recent video game releases weren’t gonna play themselves!)
For those clean freaks among us who are looking to do a bit of redecorating in addition to dusting off the action figure collection— and who may also have a grand or two burning a hole in their wallets—might we suggest decking out your nerd den with the following GCD-approved furnishings!
SUPER TABLE
Let your coffee table yell the exclamation when you accidentally bash your shin into it in the middle of the night—literally—with this SFX-inspired coffee table. This vinyl table filled with soft foam looks just “art deco” enough that it won’t scare off a potential lady friend. $900 by Jellio.com
“STAR TREK: TOS” CLASSIC CAPTAIN’S CHAIR
Kick that tired beanbag chair to the curb and game hard in this replica captain’s chair modeled after Captain Kirk’s from the original “Star Trek” TV series. Sure, you’ll probably have to forego food and rent for the summer, but come on, it’s friggin’ Kirk’s chair! $2,717.01 by Diamond Select Toys
“WATCHMEN” WALL MURAL
Tear down those corny comic book posters and show your edgy side with this “Watchmen” wall mural that’s simply dripping with awesomeness. Measuring 3’ x 6’ and featuring everyone’s favorite psychotic detective, Rorschach, this is one piece of art that’ll leave you saying, “Hurm.” $34.99 by NECA
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