Fantastic Fatality – Who's Gonna Die?

And then...there were Three.

One member of The Fantastic Four has been marked for death on January 26th. No one knows who it's going to be...but we all know death ain't forever in the funny books anyhow. Still, if it was up to us, here's how we'd off'em:

Follicle Fake-out: Reed Richards is too stretchy to injure by conventional means, so we'd aim for his vanity. Given how perfectly symmetrical his hair coloring is, we'd get him with scalp sabotage. A poisoned Touch Of Gray kit should do the trick.

Tape the Torch: Frankly, we can't imagine how Johnny Storm has stayed alive this long, considering he has to say "Flame On!" to transform into his super-self. Slap some duct tape over his hyperactive yapper while he sleeps. Grab whatever blunt object is handy...boom. Flip'im over: he's done.

Ding The Thing: The holidays are over; wrapping paper can be bought cheap and in bulk. Everybody knows paper beats rock FTW. Ben Grimm is screwed.

Storm of Shame: It's hard to find the Invisible Woman. We'd have to resort to inter-dimensional warfare by forcing Sue Storm's alter-ego Jessica Alba to sit through a screening of The Love Guru. Death by embarrassment!

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