Energize Your Grades
Geek Gear Gets Good Grades
Get good grades or you'll be lucky to get a job flippin' burgers. Use these GCD approved gadgets, and you'll energize your schooldays, increasing your academic awesomeness. Ignore our advice, and we'll take ours with extra relish.
1.) Roll Out On Time
Your crabby homeroom teacher subtracts points for tardiness. Crazy old bird. Never be late again with Clocky, the rolling alarm clock. Hit snooze too many times, and Clocky jumps off your bedside table and rolls away til you get up and turn him/her off.
2.) Send Strong Signals
Be a beacon of bodacious signal strength while wearing this wi-fi detector t-shirt. When people start following you around the halls, don't assume your popularity is finally ascending. Find out who your true friends are by taking the batteries out from time to time.
3.) Back Row Back Up
Eliminate your need to be at the head of the class with this Sony Digital Voice Recorder. Because it records well from a distance, you can plunk down in the back row, press record and catch up on your z's.
4.) Lumos!
It's no crime to be a night owl. Hit the books in the sweet serenity of a dark room with this Lightwedge. Doubles nicely as mood lighting on homework dates. Just don't "study" too late. You gotta get up tomorrow and do it all again.


