Buy the Power of She-Ra!
Own the first princess to do something more than get kidnapped by Bowser
You’ll always remember She-Ra: Princess of Power. That’s
partially because you used to love her cartoon. And partially because “Princess
of Power” was the nickname used to taunt you in junior high.
Gym coaches can be so cruel.
Well get ready to relive that childhood trauma because now
The Most Powerful Woman in the Universe (not coincidentally, your other
nickname) is available as a collector’s edition figurine. As you no doubt
recall, She-Ra was the twin sister of He-Man. (And cousin of Mumm-Ra from the Thundercats. Or so we assume since they have
the same last name.) In everyday life, She-Ra pranced about as Princess Adora,
but when it was go time, she grabbed her mighty Sword of Protection, shouted
“For the honor of Grayskull!” then laid down the law while riding a talking
Pegasus and wearing what could best be described as a battle-ready tennis
skirt. No wonder you loved her cartoon.
The new figurine, of course, comes with She-Ra’s signature
Sword of Protection (accurately depicted as being larger than her entire torso)
as well as a shield, battle ax, removable cape and alternate head.
You can put that extra severed head in a box
and send it to your old gym coach. Just as a reminder that you’re still
thinking of him.


