Bruce Campbell Action Figure!

Is there enough plastic in the world to sculpt his chin?

Finally, Barbie's dreams have
been answered. Watch Ken look down in smooth-crotched shame when he's kicked to the curb in favor of the 12 inches of sheer B-movie masculinity that is the Bruce Campbell action figure, created
by Dark Horse and available
starting today.

Swathed in a classy Hawaiian t-shirt, this Campbell comes courtesy of his almost-recent film My Name Is Bruce. In the flick, a devoted Bruce Campbell fan convinces the self-obsessed actor to try to save the citizens
of a small town from the attacks of a real Chinese demon. Think a supernatural Three Amigos, but with Campbell as all three of the amigos.

The new figurine was created from an actual 3-D scan of Campbell, ensuring complete authenticity of each aging muscle. It comes complete with miniature angel and demon versions of Campbell that attach to his shoulders via hidden magnets and whisper mediocre advice into his ear. Other film-based accessories include a bottle of Shemps Olde Tyme Whiskey, a Refreshing Lemon Drink bottle, a tiny Campbell collectible toy in a melted package, a miniature version of Campbell's autobiography If Chins Could Kill and a big honkin' gun with price tag still attached. Rub the figure under your armpits, and you'll even smell like Old Spice! (Assuming you already happen to be wearing Old Spice.)

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