Burlesque Babes From A Galaxy Far, Far Away
Stormtrooper strippers let down their imperial guard
Courtney Cruz became an intergalactic celebrity when she blew Hollywood away with "Star Warz", a burlesque showcase featuring a Fett-ette so hot, she can hunt our bounty any time. Then, the invevitable: a cease and desist order from dark Lord Lucas. Thankfully, the legal turbolasers have been silenced and Cruz and her galactic girls have focused their navicomputer on San Diego Comic-Con 2010.
While you will finally get to see Slave Leia shed that itchy metal bikini, the rest of the show remains a sultry secret until the moment the lights go down in the cantina. Titled Comic.Comp, the show boasts not only the ladies of Star Warz, but also video game vixens like Lady Metroid. Just wait 'til you see her confetti cannon.
While there are 600 seats available, tickets will only be sold at the door. Get in line early for what promises to be ComicCon's hottest alt-event. Not coming to Comic-Con? Worry not. Courtney says a nationwide tour is in the works, with plans to extend to Japan.
As an added bonus, the girls will be available for photo ops with fans after the show. Word to the wise: Don't get too Jundland wasted. This is definitely the wrong time to shoot first.


